why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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