who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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