Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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