Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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