Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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