the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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