Just mADE A PArabola og urine
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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