I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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