I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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