Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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