Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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