Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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