9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
