Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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