I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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