drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
