i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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