Are we in a gay sports bar?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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