Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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