Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
