erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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