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Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.

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(205): View more from Alabama

they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"

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pick me up NOW

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(269): View more from Michigan

I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.

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(512): View more from Texas

Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.

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(406): View more from Montana

i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.

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(206): View more from Washington

a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done

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(913): View more from Kansas

scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat

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