"it" just moved
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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