great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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