google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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