Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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