No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I think I just sharted jello shots
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