I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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