But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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