Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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