I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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