After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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