im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
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