Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Randomize
