you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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