I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
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