Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
what if I'm pregnant?
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I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Who died my cat blue again?
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