bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
