aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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