By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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