One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
