Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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