What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
