It's Friday. Sex?
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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