is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I wish i was in the wii world.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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