Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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