Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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