bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Randomize
