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• (917): View more from New York City

  omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter

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  Whats your twitter name

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere

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  no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  It would be one hovered percent delicioui

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You burned the hair off your arms. Again.

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  It grows back stronger each time.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.

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