carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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