More tranny stories later!
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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