That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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