I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
