1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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